Lyrics

Joey is coming
He's coming home
Called mom on the telephone
Said I'm bringing home a friend with me this year
It's great to be back for the holidays
Spend time with my family on Christmas day
Merry Christmas mom and dad I'm gay

Steve came in and he's Joey's new toy
Action in college and it's boy on boy
We think Uncle John was the one to blame
Because Joey don't care what he did last summer
because making out with girls was such a bummer
Now Christmas day will never be the same
You better watch your ass, Joey is gay