Lyrics

Me and your Mom got married
And the rest was history
We moved away and we had a little family
Whatever happened, what ever happened to your dad?
All I know is that I fucked your mom and she's the best that I ever had

She's the best he ever had
She's the best he ever had
Your Mom was the best that he ever had

We got married at the chapel on early Sunday morn
We stayed at a motel all night 
Drinking whiskey and watching porn

Watching porn
Watching porn
Drinking whiskey
And looking at naked people

Now your going to have a new brother or sister to play with
Now your my son
I love you son

He loves you