Lyrics

Hey Ho!
We know the way to go, be if you're driving really fast or if you're driving very slow
Let's go to the punk rock show
Where they always play it fast and then they never play it slow
They've got spills they got chills, there's a girl taking pills
In the bathroom where we jump over the hall that's urine filled
And if you have time to spare, Tony Painter doesn't care
If you hear those loud drums thumping then you know you're almost there

And I said no, more, no, more weekends at Bernie's
There's no, more, no, more weekends at Bernie's

Hey you, remember all the rules
We don't want no weekend warriors or we'll beat you black and blue
I said look over there Don B. is on the stage
When he's singing Louie Louie well you know he's quite the rage
And they have bagels and beer and Pabst on tap
And the jukebox don't play no super duper lovey dovey crap
And in that place you can be over nine feet tall
But your friends are always there and seem to catch you should you fall

And I said no, more, no, more weekends at Bernie's
There's no, more, no, more weekends at Bernie's

Location and talent oh what a pair
So many gods and legends that have walked right down those stairs
And in that great black hall where songs were sung
On the ceiling pipes where stickers and the fliers were always hung
In these walls you can be just what you want to be
Down in the basement of the Short North's greatest distillery
It started in 1975 but ended in two O one five
for the love of Willie Phoenix please Columbus stay Alive

And I said no, more, no, more weekends at Bernie's
There's no, more, no, more weekends at Bernie's